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The name's Ultimate Cheeseburger. Not to be confused with an ACTUAL cheeseburger. You can call me UC. What's that? You think my name is ridiculous and silly? Why don't you say that to my good friend, Mr. AK-47? Is my name still ridiculous and silly?
Yeah, thought so.
Wait, you didn't think it was ridiculous and silly? Oh. Heh heh. Sorry about that, man. Feel free to stick around for as long as you want. Just stay away from that chest over there, OK? Cool.
Rated NSFW for violence and strong language, among other occasional things.
Credit to ask-crosseyed-blaze-zitro for the icon.
Posted on 15th Aug at 8:05 PM, with 3,265 notes
http://ultimatecheeseburger42.tumblr.com/post/94615663267/thenewgamemaster-challengerapproaching-meta »

thenewgamemaster:

ultimatecheeseburger42:

thenewgamemaster:

*Screams louder than a jet plane while making Garry’s Mod spasms, which sets everything he has related to the Kirby franchise on fire. Yes, this includes his Kirby underwear.*

"No! NO! FREAKING HELL NO!"

"…Are you alright, dude?"

*Does the majestic GMod flop at UC’s feet. He gets up and puts his hands on UC’s shoulder.*

"The monstrosity is here! He’s gonna destroy us all!”

"…Oh, come on, you wimp. I thought you were a master gamer or whatever, surely you can beat a button-mashing scrub. Besides, there’s no way Sakurai would let him return without nerfing him even a little bit."

Posted on 13th Aug at 4:35 AM, with 3,265 notes

thenewgamemaster:

challengerapproaching:

Meta Knight, the masterful swordsman and arch-rival to Kirby of Dreamland, has rejoined the battle for Super Smash Bros 4!!

*Screams louder than a jet plane while making Garry’s Mod spasms, which sets everything he has related to the Kirby franchise on fire. Yes, this includes his Kirby underwear.*

"No! NO! FREAKING HELL NO!"

"…Are you alright, dude?"

Posted on 1st Aug at 1:37 AM, with 4 notes
OPEN!

thenewgamemaster:

ultimatecheeseburger42:

thenewgamemaster:

"I’m in a predicament right now…"

"Huh? What kind of predicament, dude?"

"As a hero (in training), am I supposed to kill the bad guys, or are heroes supposed to beat up the villains until one side dies of old age?

In comics, most of the heroes let their villains live and continue to expand the rogue’s gallery. In games, some villains keep coming back, but usually implied that the hero kills hundreds of minions just to beat up the villain.”

"…Huh. That’s quite the moral dilemma you got there. Usually if someone’s trying to give me the business, I just beat the crap outta them until they know their place. Or until they go unconscious. Y’know, whichever comes first and all."

Posted on 1st Aug at 1:23 AM, with 4 notes
OPEN!

thenewgamemaster:

"I’m in a predicament right now…"

"Huh? What kind of predicament, dude?"

Posted on 5th Jul at 3:06 PM, with 154,141 notes
4CHAN IS PLANNING ON HACKING ACCOUNTS.

pastafox:

If you see this somewhere on my blog, this means I am NOT a 4Channer.

If I start posting gore and porn, THAT IS NOT ME. I HAVE BEEN HACKED.

If you want to reblog this, take a screenshot of it on your blog so that you have solid proof.

((I’m not sure if they’ll go that far, but better safe than sorry.))

Posted on 23rd Jun at 10:58 PM, with 7 notes

crosseyed-blaze-zitro:

ultimatecheeseburger42:

"Come on, Blaze, it’s too late for this shit. Just go to bed."

She shoves a poffin into her mouth and huffs. “Nuu…” It was then that she collapsed onto her side, completely out cold.

UC walked over to her and stroked the fur on her back a little, whispering softly, “G’night, Blaze. I’ll stop by tomorrow.” before heading for home.

Posted on 23rd Jun at 10:51 PM, with 7 notes

crosseyed-blaze-zitro:

ultimatecheeseburger42:


"You can do all that in the morning, you need to sleep. Here, I’ll tuck you and Fira in."

"Nooo… Nooooo. Don’t make me… uh… I’ll sit on you!" She then threatens, standing up.

"Come on, Blaze, it’s too late for this shit. Just go to bed."

Posted on 23rd Jun at 10:49 PM, with 7 notes

crosseyed-blaze-zitro:

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"I’m up late cause… Fira needs me… to put her asleep. At night… I don’t need sleep at all. Who will watch the cave? Who will clean? Who will bug my friends?! ONLY ME!"

You can do all that in the morning, you need to sleep. Here, I’ll tuck you and Fira in.

Posted on 18th Jun at 8:58 PM, with 1 note

Anonymous said: "Name's Felicia! Nyaaa~" *she licks your face* "Got any yarn?"

"…Why do I always get the kooks? Graah, gross! Get your nasty tongue away from me!" He swatted away the bizarre catlady’s tongue.

Posted on 18th Jun at 8:45 PM, with 1 note

Anonymous said: *you open your door to see a... Catgirl, with blue hair and white fur stripes. Before you can even think about it she pounces on you*

UC groggily opened the door, weary from a post-hangover nap.

"This had better be go-AGH!!"

The next thing he knew, a strange, scantily-clad catgirl pounced upon him for no particular reason. UC stared into her big, blue eyes with a sneer.

"…Who in the blue hell are you?"

Posted on 18th Jun at 7:25 PM

Anonymous said: You're actually active? Huh. I rarely ever see you on my dash unless you're replying or sending an ask to someone, which I find rarely.

((Yeah, I haven’t been too active on here lately. Sorry about that. I’ve just been too lazy occupied lately, what with school and responsibilities and all. I’m much more active on my Skype. If any of y’all want it, it’s ultimatecheeseburger42. Also, do you mind sending me a message with anon off? I can’t help but feel I know you.))

Posted on 8th Jun at 5:26 PM, with 1 note

((I just got Mario Kart 8 a few hours ago, and it is every bit of awesome that I made it out to be.

If any of you wanna race me online, my Miiverse name is UCBurger42.))

Posted on 2nd Jun at 8:29 PM, with 4 notes

falcon0punch said: "Hey Chesseburger still in denile that you are not a deliciouspart of MY lunch."

falcon0punch:

ultimatecheeseburger42:

ultimatecheeseburger42:

UC was delighted to see his dear friend Captain Falcon again. He expressed his joy with a facepalm and a groan.

"…Oh, joys upon joys. You again. What do you want from me?"

The burger hit UC’s face with a splat, its contents sliding to the ground to reveal an unamused look on his face.

"Falcon, I don’t have time for your bullshit. Just go away and leave me alone before I have to hurt you."

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He scoffed at UC “Like you could hurt me CAPTAIN FALCON.”

"That’s right. Just keep on running your mouth. See where it gets you. Now leave, before I get really pissed."

Posted on 28th May at 4:32 PM, with 4 notes

falcon0punch said: "Hey Chesseburger still in denile that you are not a deliciouspart of MY lunch."

falcon0punch:

ultimatecheeseburger42:

UC was delighted to see his dear friend Captain Falcon again. He expressed his joy with a facepalm and a groan.

"…Oh, joys upon joys. You again. What do you want from me?"

Falcon frown now was he actually being serious for once “I wan’t to know why you have been lying telling everyone your a burger.” He the pulled out a cheeseburgher and threw it at him “THESE AR’NT YOUR PEOPLE.”

The burger hit UC’s face with a splat, its contents sliding to the ground to reveal an unamused look on his face.

"Falcon, I don’t have time for your bullshit. Just go away and leave me alone before I have to hurt you."

Posted on 28th May at 4:28 PM

Anonymous said: *Hits you with a Pac-Man stress ball*

*THWAP!*

The foam rubber ball hits UC, pissing him off more than actually hurting him, as it bounces pathetically on the ground to a stop. UC then stomps on the stress ball, destroying it.

"…All right. Who’s ass do I gotta kick now?"

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