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The name's Ultimate Cheeseburger. Not to be confused with an ACTUAL cheeseburger. You can call me UC. What's that? You think my name is ridiculous and silly? Why don't you say that to my good friend, Mr. AK-47? Is my name still ridiculous and silly?
Yeah, thought so.
Wait, you didn't think it was ridiculous and silly? Oh. Heh heh. Sorry about that, man. Feel free to stick around for as long as you want. Just stay away from that chest over there, OK? Cool.
Rated NSFW for violence and strong language, among other occasional things.
Credit to ask-crosseyed-blaze-zitro for the icon.
Posted on 12th Apr at 9:36 PM, with 22 notes

queen-of-skunks:

One of her Grothiàcephalus troops headbutts this man by his crotch “Don’t offend the Queen!” And then more Grothiàcephalus soldiers beating him up!

"GYAH!!" UC was caught off-guard by the soldier’s low-blow, but not enough for him to not notice more troops coming his way. Thinking quickly, he pulled out his AK-47 and mowed ‘em down one by one. He then ran up to the queen and pointed the gun right in her face.

"I don’t care who the hell you are! You piss me off, you die! But I’m in a relatively good mood, so I’ll give you a chance to get out of my sight, or else I’ll kill you right here and now."

Posted on 12th Apr at 9:25 PM, with 22 notes

queen-of-skunks:

ultimatecheeseburger42:

queen-of-skunks:

thefantasticfungus:

ultimatecheeseburger42:

"You’re one to talk. I was eliminated right from the start!"

[ ► ] —

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"Oh yeah!  Ya were there too.  Maybe it wasn’t rigged after all…"

I /”I’ve got eliminated too, owowow!” Aurora got hurt so bad due to being struck by Bowser Jr.

"…Um…who the hell are you? I don’t think you even competed."

"I’m Queen Aurora Fudo, and watch your language young man!" Aurora Fudo got furious when this says a lot of bad words.

"You say that like I care." He took another swig of his beer.

Posted on 12th Apr at 9:21 PM, with 22 notes

queen-of-skunks:

thefantasticfungus:

ultimatecheeseburger42:

"You’re one to talk. I was eliminated right from the start!"

[ ► ] —

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"Oh yeah!  Ya were there too.  Maybe it wasn’t rigged after all…"

I /”I’ve got eliminated too, owowow!” Aurora got hurt so bad due to being struck by Bowser Jr.

"…Um…who the hell are you? I don’t think you even competed."

Posted on 12th Apr at 8:37 PM, with 22 notes

thefantasticfungus:

ultimatecheeseburger42:

"You’re one to talk. I was eliminated right from the start!"

[ ► ] —

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"Oh yeah!  Ya were there too.  Maybe it wasn’t rigged after all…"

"Ah, shaddup." He downed a gulp of a bottle of beer (he almost always has one on him), clearly bitter from being eliminated so early.

Posted on 12th Apr at 8:30 PM, with 22 notes

thefantasticfungus:

[ ► ] —

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"I still can’t believe I got eliminated so early in da game.  Startin’ to think that was rigged!"

"You’re one to talk. I was eliminated right from the start!"

Posted on 12th Apr at 7:16 PM, with 8 notes

magnanimousmonarch:

watcherofstars:

thefantasticfungus:

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"Somehow I survived da foist round!  Go me!"

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Best of luck to you, Toad! This game is rather unnerving, isn’t it?

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「☂」╍ [high-fives them both] “It really is. I’m still a bit frightened when my turn comes around!”

The poor man is covered in ashes and dirt from getting blown away.

"This is so humiliating…eliminated right from the get-go…"

Posted on 12th Apr at 6:29 PM, with 2 notes

ultimatecheeseburger42 asked: I'll start off with my favorite color, Red!

youngkoopaprince:

"This isn’t your day now is it buddy? Ya lost, seems that you knew that exact color that I was gonna pick first to." On the fuse that laid in front of the prince,  tiny flames came from his mouth setting off the fuse. In only a few seconds the head that was shaped like his father exploded taking out the very contestant. 

"…Just my luck."

*KABOOM!!*

Posted on 12th Apr at 5:59 PM, with 16 notes
magnanimousmonarch:


Mini-Game: Bowser Jr's Bigger Blast

It’s mini-game time again! I know I haven’t done this since the start of this profile but I really have been thinking of ways to do it. I never got to that last one but I’m sure that will be an event for a later date. Anyways! Let’s explain the game. 
Game Rules – "Players press the switches one by one. Try not to be the one who sets off the bomb!"
This game will be set up just like it’s counterpart in Mario Party 4. There will be a certain number of colors that the participants are allowed to choose from. Each round, players will be eliminated based on the color they pick. If it’s one of the colors that Bowser Jr. selected before the match, that person will explode on the spot.  Last person standing wins.
Rules
Each player will have to send in a color that they choose to Bowser Jr. through his ask box. He will be choosing the colors at random so if you pick the one he selected, then you’ll be eliminated.
There will be a 5 minute time limit to get your numbers sent in to Bowser Jr. or you will automatically be disqualified. 
Have fun! That’s what this game was originally intended for so if you do end up losing, just remember that it’s all for fun.
If there’s any confusion about how the game works, don’t be afraid to send me a message in my inbox so I can clarify things. I’m not sure what prize to give to the winner so you can also inbox me a suggestion about that as well. Do please reblog this if you’re interested in taking part of this mini-game and help spread the word. 

Tip: Make sure you're watching Bowser Jr's page. That's where all of this will be taking place since he is the host. We will commence the game once we have enough players. ♥

Thank you for taking the time to read this!
-Princess Peach-

magnanimousmonarch:

Mini-Game: Bowser Jr's Bigger Blast

It’s mini-game time again! I know I haven’t done this since the start of this profile but I really have been thinking of ways to do it. I never got to that last one but I’m sure that will be an event for a later date. Anyways! Let’s explain the game. 

Game Rules  "Players press the switches one by one. Try not to be the one who sets off the bomb!"
  • This game will be set up just like it’s counterpart in Mario Party 4. There will be a certain number of colors that the participants are allowed to choose from. Each round, players will be eliminated based on the color they pick. If it’s one of the colors that Bowser Jr. selected before the match, that person will explode on the spot.  Last person standing wins.
Rules
  1. Each player will have to send in a color that they choose to Bowser Jr. through his ask box. He will be choosing the colors at random so if you pick the one he selected, then you’ll be eliminated.
  2. There will be a 5 minute time limit to get your numbers sent in to Bowser Jr. or you will automatically be disqualified. 
  3. Have fun! That’s what this game was originally intended for so if you do end up losing, just remember that it’s all for fun.

If there’s any confusion about how the game works, don’t be afraid to send me a message in my inbox so I can clarify things. I’m not sure what prize to give to the winner so you can also inbox me a suggestion about that as well. Do please reblog this if you’re interested in taking part of this mini-game and help spread the word. 

Tip: Make sure you're watching Bowser Jr's page. That's where all of this will be taking place since he is the host. We will commence the game once we have enough players. ♥

Thank you for taking the time to read this!

-Princess Peach-

Posted on 31st Mar at 9:26 PM, with 7 notes
PLEASE HELP

crosseyed-blaze-zitro:

OK SO LIKE… OUR FRIEND (Johnathan) has been in mourning recently. His dog that he’s had since forever is dying and he was told by his parents she had to be put down. They asked him if he wanted her buried or ashes, and he said buried so he had to dig a hole. He told us this over Skype and he was crying the entire time. I know how he feels since I lost my dog to cancer (which my parents NEVER told me about until he died) but then today they told him there was a way to SAVE HER.

He needs a giant amount of 5000$ to save his lovely dog, and we need YOUR help! He can’t pay it at all and needs help but even with the help of me, Tinimu and his parents, we cant pay it. PLEASE HELP. HIS DOG IS DYING AND IN AGONY AND WE COULD SAVE IT. PLEASE DONATE FOR OUR FRIEND. WE’RE BEGGING YOU.

DONATION LINK HERE

Even if you cannot help, spreading the word is always good.

Please. We need to help her!

GUYS PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU! HELP HER OUT! REBLOG IT! DO ALL YOU CAN! WE DON’T HAVE MUCH TIME!

Posted on 21st Mar at 10:48 PM, with 4 notes
OOC

shy-depot-agent:

HI! I havent been on here in forever and for good reason: I’ve been much too busy. So, I’ve decided instead of this collecting dust, I’ll close it up. Let’s all pretend the Cloud was drunk and hit by a train. I wont be deleting anything, so unfollow if you want.

((I’m gonna miss you a lot, man. Hopefully, we’ll see each other again someday.))

Posted on 18th Mar at 12:39 AM, with 5 notes

ultimatecheeseburger42 asked: A little while later, about a few hours later to be exact, UC returned to Blaze's cave, with a bag of cookies in his hand. He knocked on the side of Blaze's cave. "... Hello? Blaze? Are... are you there?"

crosseyed-blaze-zitro:

ultimatecheeseburger42:

crosseyed-blaze-zitro:

She walked near the entrance of the cave, her ears then raised in excitement. “UC? UC! You’re here! And—” She sniffed the air. “…cookies? UC, what’s with the cookies? Did— did you wanna talk or laugh about the Hoppip thing?”


"…Of course. Wanna go to my house and munch on ‘em on the way? I bought more at my house."

"Yeah! Sure!" She happily began to walk in the direction she remembered UC lived at.

UC followed Blaze right beside her, knowing that she knew the way to his house, and opened the bag of cookies for her to munch. They were bought at the local bakery, and had a lemon filling in them.

Posted on 18th Mar at 12:28 AM, with 5 notes

ultimatecheeseburger42 asked: A little while later, about a few hours later to be exact, UC returned to Blaze's cave, with a bag of cookies in his hand. He knocked on the side of Blaze's cave. "... Hello? Blaze? Are... are you there?"

crosseyed-blaze-zitro:

ultimatecheeseburger42:

crosseyed-blaze-zitro:

She walked near the entrance of the cave, her ears then raised in excitement. “UC? UC! You’re here! And—” She sniffed the air. “…cookies? UC, what’s with the cookies? Did— did you wanna talk or laugh about the Hoppip thing?”

"…No. I wanna apologize. I’m…sorry for yelling at you. It’s my own fault that I nearly died. I shouldn’t have taken it out on you." A few tears escaped UC. He hated having to say that he was sorry, because it meant that he had done something wrong.

"Huh?" Seeing the tears, she whimpered a little. "Aw, UC. It’s alright. Please just relax." She walked over to UC and hugged him a bit. "Don’t worry about it. Can we just… munch on those cookies and stuff?"

"…Of course. Wanna go to my house and munch on ‘em on the way? I bought more at my house."

Posted on 18th Mar at 12:18 AM, with 5 notes

ultimatecheeseburger42 asked: A little while later, about a few hours later to be exact, UC returned to Blaze's cave, with a bag of cookies in his hand. He knocked on the side of Blaze's cave. "... Hello? Blaze? Are... are you there?"

crosseyed-blaze-zitro:

She walked near the entrance of the cave, her ears then raised in excitement. “UC? UC! You’re here! And—” She sniffed the air. “…cookies? UC, what’s with the cookies? Did— did you wanna talk or laugh about the Hoppip thing?”

"…No. I wanna apologize. I’m…sorry for yelling at you. It’s my own fault that I nearly died. I shouldn’t have taken it out on you." A few tears escaped UC. He hated having to say that he was sorry, because it meant that he had done something wrong.

Posted on 17th Mar at 10:01 PM, with 41 notes
(Closed Rp with ultimatecheeseburger42 and crosseyedblazezitro)

crosseyed-blaze-zitro:

ultimatecheeseburger42:


"…You’re right. It’s over and done with. I’m going home. Don’t try to follow me. I need to drink this whole incident away. Thanks for the near-death experience, Blaze." UC got up and began to walk home.

"… Alright…" She then mumbled. (I really did it now.) She thought to herself. "…Um… can we hang out again later? I’ll get you some berries and we can laugh about this later…!" She called out to UC, hoping he didn’t dislike her after this.

UC turned around and called out to Blaze. “Yeah. Let’s all laugh about the time we almost died. Because that’s SO damn funny!” He then proceeded to walk home. He was really mad at Blaze for “pressuring him” into playing her game, even though it was his own decision to play. Still, he was in a sour mood after his near-death experience, and would remain in it for a while.

Posted on 17th Mar at 9:42 PM, with 41 notes
(Closed Rp with ultimatecheeseburger42 and crosseyedblazezitro)

crosseyed-blaze-zitro:

ultimatecheeseburger42:


"Overreacting? OVERreacting?! We both could’ve died!! If anything, you’re UNDERreacting!! You have got to be absolutely insane to just brush something like that off!! You hear me?! Insane!!"

She hated to argue, especially when with her friends. Sighing, she lowered her head a little. “Well… what do you want me to do about it? How am I going to make it all better? It’s over and done with, UC, yelling at me isn’t gonna change anything.”

"…You’re right. It’s over and done with. I’m going home. Don’t try to follow me. I need to drink this whole incident away. Thanks for the near-death experience, Blaze." UC got up and began to walk home.

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