The name's Ultimate Cheeseburger. Not to be confused with an ACTUAL cheeseburger. You can call me UC. What's that? You think my name is ridiculous and silly? Why don't you say that to my good friend, Mr. AK-47? Is my name still ridiculous and silly?
Yeah, thought so.
Wait, you didn't think it was ridiculous and silly? Oh. Heh heh. Sorry about that, man. Feel free to stick around for as long as you want. Just stay away from that chest over there, OK? Cool.
Rated NSFW for violence and strong language, among other occasional things.
Credit to ask-crosseyed-blaze-zitro for the icon.